Top 10 Reasons Why Gainax Always Runs Out of Money Before the End of a Show

10) Fighting off all those assassin ninjas is expensive.

9) They just had to have the ethernet adapter for the PS2.

8) They made the mistake of betting on the Washington Generals against the Globe Trotters.

7) Wall Scrolls, Wall Scrolls, Wall Scrolls.

6) They're building a real Ultraman out back.

5) It doesn’t matter that they made the Rei resin dolls, they still want them dammit!

4) Heroin.

3) The AI for the game “Shinji and His Good Friends: Solitaire” cost more then expected to develop.

2) They don’t buy J-Pop CDs. They pay the official Gainax assassins to kidnap them and make them sing live.

1) They have the best, most expensive catering in the business. But the sandwiches, their so good!

Top 10 Reasons Gainax Should Win the Nobel Peace Prize

1) When Tanaka takes over the world and becomes the Otaking, that will stop all war, right?

2) Why, the never ending threat of Angels sure brought humanity closer together

3) What's the point of world peace if you can’t have agnsty boys angst about it

4) Well, they would have won it if they didn’t spend the money earmarked for world peace on catering, and had to compensate by having all the world leaders play in a string quartet.

5) What better way to garner world peace then to combine all of humanity together

6) Their battle droids not only save humanity from invading aliens, but make a damm good Bento box to impress the Nobel Committee

7) They’ll stop destroying Tokyo if you give it to them (they’ll even stop destroying Tokyo-2 as a favor)

8) They finally got rid of those bastards at Medical Mecha, didn’t they?

9) Three words: Gundam Powered Vespas.

10) Who else are you going to give it to, CLAMP?